Men Jokes

It's been a while since I posted any man jokes and since you guys seem to like them as much as I do here are some more.

Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A. A power failure.

Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
A. Telling you his real name.

Q. What's the smartest thing a man can say?
A. "My wife says..."

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.

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